'Keep going, yeah, keep going. No, wait, STOP!' BANG! CRASH! 'Oh Bollocks!'

That was the sound of today's wake up call. I wondered what was going on so I looked out of the window to find my mother rebuilding the wall between us and the neighbours. As it happens, the wall was very loose and it collapses when you get out of the car, so all of this isn't actually as worthy of you've been framed as it seems!

Sadly, apart from my brother leaving to go to Paris with his Godmother, that just about sums up my day; boring. Database work is really turd, there's no doubt about it.