The sun must have been shining in just the right place this morning, or maybe I was in an unusual frame of mind; but I suddenly realised that I was practically swimming in bottles. This is why I have made a bottle sculpture, using a fag lighter as my welding torch. I donned the sunglasses and off I went, not that there were many sparks at all! This is the result; the picture is taken at a nice angle, the bottle I am holding is full of twix wrappers I forgot to remove which make a rather ugly sight.

I think this particular work of art shall be baptised 'Pilkoj'; which is Esperanto for 'Bollocks'.

Otherwise, I've only been up to the usual; working and worrying about university... In the news however, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has, in a final surprise move, left the club. Famed for his 'outlandish' comments, odd publicity stunts and general arrogance, Mourinho was a winner and Chelsea shall have a hard time finding someone to replace him.