Well, it was Friday bar crawl night and I was shattered - so I defied the rule of a bar crawl by only going to one. I did manage to get a picture with the DJ though, please try to avoid looking too deeply at the psychotic look on my face.

Before I go to bed, I've got to mention that it's Sport Relief night tonight, and the sheer thought of watching Davina 'shiteshow' McCall, Chylamydia Winkyman and Patrick 'cock face' Kielty miserably running a telethon makes me nauseous - literally.

I was on my own though, and despite my dislike for these charty TV events, I did turn the box on to watch the Top Gear boys doing 'Ground Force' in an epic they named 'Top Ground Gear Force'.

I know most of it was clearly staged, but I still was on the floor crying with laughter; those guys have struck upon a format only possible in Britain, yet understandable to the world - I can't wait for the next series.