There aren't many places around these parts that have green shopping trolleys, in fact, I can't think of any at the minute. Imagine my surprise when I found one parked up against the side of our building on my way out this morning.

Nothing much else happened, although I suppose I did make some little fairy cakes - with icing. Actually, I went to the shop to get some icing sugar and on my way, what did I see; why if it wasn't a bunch of people on a university tour! Naturally I joined in and followed round a bit, before asking the tour leader if I could stop at Spar for a few ticks - he was unsure, but let me go in anyway.

It did raise some suspicion when I walked out not with a drink, but with a bag of icing sugar. Anyway, my status confirmed as 'nutter' - I decided it was high time to slip away; sure, it was a dickhead thing to do, but the overwhelming self gratification I felt from having held up a group all by my self and passing off as insane was sheer bliss, it put me beyond caring what people might think about me.