Oh-my-goodness! Stoke city have one game left to play - after today's win at Colchester, one point is all that's needed. One game, one point; can the mighty potters do it? I bloody hope so.

More football, Man U lost to Chelsea today, so they're now level on points but united have a 16 goal advantage over the blues. One faux-pas, one mistake and it's all over for either one of the teams...

In the real world, I thought I'd go to Sainsbury's today for a quick weekend shop - never again. I'm not going to go into it too much; but I think it's what I'd get if I go to hell.