If you ever hear the words 'O2 orgy of fun', do not get your hopes up. Lancaster university seemed to have won some sort of facebook competition, the prize being an 'it's a knockout' style field full of inflatables.

As I said, this was dubbed 'orgy of fun' but believe me, there was no orgy. This was no surprise, but I was surprised at the distinct lack of fun. A man, Dave Berry, was there. He is, so I hear, an MTV presenter - whoopity-bloody-do.

Anyway, the picture I took was on my way out - I'm far too miserable for all this 'fun'. Hey, I got a goodie bag with a 'wacky' wig and a Frisbee. Is it just me?