You’ll have to take my word for it, but this is actually a picture of the moon. It’s redder and less moonlike than I’d like it, but it’s nonetheless nice to look at.

It’s been an odd day, started with a long meeting which overran into most things, but then tonight, on my evening stroll, a man walked past me wearing a pair of leather trousers with no arse; nothing. It wasn’t the nicest thing to see – fortunately, getting the camera out never really crossed my mind at that point!

On that bum note (ha-di-ha), it’s time for bed.