Man I really need a tripod. I’d got such a lovely shot lined up, but the only thing around to rest my camera on was a tree, which would only support the device at an angle – a steep one as you can see.
There were few other cars or buses around, so this was my only option really. If it were straight, it would have been dynamic and interesting – now it looks a bit weird.
Earlier this evening I received a text massage from my brother saying “I’ve been caught, pissed, due to a girl.” He’s in sixth form at a boarding school, so I knew it was the teachers who’d caught him, but pissed? If you were pissed, would you use commas and words like ‘due to’ in a text? Unlikely.
Anyway, I asked for more information, and the reply said, “Ben, I’ve been liking this girl for ages but I think she’s going out with someone elsewhere. And I've…” Then another one saying “I’ve thrown it all away.”
When I asked how much trouble he thought he was in, I got a message saying “It’s so bad.” What was I supposed to say to that?
Next came a phone call from him, clearly not pissed very much at all, since he was making perfect sense on the phone. Apparently he’d had a few too many, then some dodgy baileys off some Russian guy and a teacher saw him ‘acting slightly oddly’.
The unbelievable part is what happened next – they breathalysed him! The teachers actually made him blow into a machine! Apparently, he was ‘over the limit’. Christ knows what limit that is, it’s not like he’s got to drive home, he’s in a bloody boarding school! What’s more, they put him in sick bay! Since when did anyone go to sick bay for being slightly tipsy?
I’m writing this up so that it gets documented as it was on the night it happened, in case he gets into deeper trouble. He clearly was not in any state of severe drunkenness, since he was talking to me as normal on the phone, and his messages made sense.
He also messaged the parents so that they might be forewarned about any calls they might be getting from the school, the actions of a drunkard?
Hmm, I wouldn’t say so. What’s more is that if he was that bad, he wouldn’t even have needed to have been tested – it would have been obvious from the vomiting and passing out. There was none of that.
I really hope he doesn’t get into too much trouble over this, it was a one off incident, he’s not a big drinker, and he wasn’t even drunk! Tomorrow I’ll call my parents about this, tell them what happened from my end – we’ll wait and see what the school do, I’d be very surprised if too much came of it though.
Unfortunate brothers aside, It’s been a crazy, crazy night for me too, although I can’t really go into it much, suffice to say that it’s very late now, I’m still getting calls and I’m absolutely shattered. It had to be said.
Right, well I’ve been going on for hours now, it’s 2am,and it’ll be a while before I get to bed by the looks of things, but I wish you a goodnight anyway!