You know a hotel’s trying to be swanky when there’s a canoe in the lobby. I know nothing about small watercraft, perhaps it’s a kayak.
My brother and my dad are over in Palma visiting for a couple of days, my dad can’t walk more than 200 yards without getting cramps and my brother is ill – not as if he’d leave the hotel room anyway.
Sounds terrible, but it’s not been all that bad so far, and I’m tomorrow’ll be fine whatever happens.

